Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Foul-Mouth Mommy

If you are easily offended, please don't read this.  If you have a good sense of humor & know that I say things I shouldn't... please feel free to carry on and read.

This morning as I was helping Abby get dressed, her underwear was twisted up & she needed me to straighten it for her so she could put it on.

After fixing her underwear, I handed it back to her and told her they were ready to go.  I didn't realize that I handed them to her upside down.

A: {looking confused} where is the hole?

M: No, not that hole Abby... those are the small leg holes.

A: {getting frustrated} I no see the hole MOMMY!

M: Ab, use the big hole.  Ya, know... the butt hole.

{Yes, I said that without even thinking}

A: Ohhhhhhh, yes... the butt hole.  I got it Mommy!


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