If you are easily offended, please don't read this. If you have a good sense of humor & know that I say things I shouldn't... please feel free to carry on and read.
This morning as I was helping Abby get dressed, her underwear was twisted up & she needed me to straighten it for her so she could put it on.
After fixing her underwear, I handed it back to her and told her they were ready to go. I didn't realize that I handed them to her upside down.
A: {looking confused} where is the hole?
M: No, not that hole Abby... those are the small leg holes.
A: {getting frustrated} I no see the hole MOMMY!
M: Ab, use the big hole. Ya, know... the butt hole.
{Yes, I said that without even thinking}
A: Ohhhhhhh, yes... the butt hole. I got it Mommy!
No comments:
Post a Comment