Thomas' funnies

I laugh everyday at something that Thomas says.  Seriously.  He absolutely makes my day.  I really wish I could remember to write down all the funnies that come out of his mouth... you would all pee your pants laughing just like I practically do.  Enjoy!

T: Can we celebrate Hanukkah, Mom?
Me: No bud, we don't celebrate Hanukkah... we celebrate Christmas.
T: Oh.  Well, why not?
Me: The people who celebrate Hanukkah believe in Jesus too but they have their own holiday - it's just different.
T: Well, what are those Hanukkah people called?
Me: They are Jewish.
T: Are we Jewish?
Me: No, bud, we [cut off]...
T: That's right, we aren't Jewish - we are Alaskan.