Mommy: Do you mean "yellow"?
M: Yes, I just told you that silly.
Mommy: Please finish eating those last few carrots on your dinner plate, Marilyn.
M: (with a salute) Yes, Ma'am!
Mommy: Did you just salute me?
M: (with a salute) Yes, Ma'am I did!
Mommy: You are such a little stinker.
M: Hey, there's some big moose poopies!
Mommy: moose poopies?
M: BIG moose poopies... Bwhaaaaa!