Monday, February 20, 2012

Bathroom talk

You all know what it is like the be in a public bathroom stall (at a restuarant in our case) and overhear little kids talking to their mommy or daddy, right?  I'm sure it goes something like this:

Thomas: [as he is peeing] Mom, where does the pee & poop go once you flush the toilet?
Me: [a little antsy because I have to go to the bathroom too] It goes down the pipes.
Thomas:  Well, when you flush and it does go down the pipes, where do the pipes go?
Me:  The pipes run underneath the ground and then they run out to... well, they just run out to the sewage area.
Thomas:  What is sewage Mom?
Me: [I'm starting to do the potty dance & I'm slightly irritated & amuzed at the same time] Waste.  Yucky stuff.  Where the pee & poop go.
Thomas:  Sooooooo, when the pee & poop go down the pipes, do they separate into two different pipes?  You know... one for the pee & one for the poop?
Me: Thomas, seriously - I have to go to the bathroom.  Can you please hurry up? 
Thomas: But mom... is it one pipe or two pipes?
Me:  [just about ready to explore] Aughhh, I'm pretty sure it is just one.  Are you done yet?
Thomas:  Yep!  You're up Mom.  Are you going pee or poop, Mom?
Me: [no response]

I'm wondering how hard the other four ladies in the bathroom were laughing when they had to overhear that mother/son conversation?  You gotta love him.

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